"Match maker match maker make me a match and send me some mail in a big rubber tube" - these were the immortal words of...me about five minutes ago. What you send doesn't have to be in a rubber tube, and chocolates and money instead of matches would be nice, but if you're a cheapie, you can resort to the plain old boring 'email' prospect. Below will be printed the bunch of letters you bother to send in and I bother to answer. This section of the site is updated upon the need to update it. IE the presence of letters. So start scribbling.

Y'know, I'm amazed at you people. Out of 1200 people who visited the site in the past while, only 2 have bothered to click on the monkey in the plane and SEND SOMETHING IN! Actually, I'm pretty ashamed of you. You read the site, you like it and don't even leave your mark! It'd still be a good idea to leave your mark even if you hated it! How do you expect me to have a letters page with only %0.2 of you writing in? So there. Now that I've given you a good scolding, you'll probably go and write in, right? That is, of course, unless I spooked you so much that you messed your drawers...Well if you did then calm yourself and have a read at these newest sendings. Kudos to Devin529 and Jonathan C. Henry who sent them in...

What's your name? Bill or Andre?
-Devin529

Well...how to put this...My name is Andre, yes, but when I started doing this site, I used my intenet screen-name BILL. So it kind of caught on and I haven't changed anything since although it is public knowledge that I run NDK64.com with Charlie and am known there as simply Andre.
-BILL

When? Why? How? When?
-Adam

Now. Because. Like so. You asked that already.
-BILL

I was just wondering, when you started making this site, were you doing it because you like DK or because someone dared you to make a fool of yourself?
-SandmANN3

I like DK and DK likes me. 

We are a happy family. 

When DK comes home, 

all 49 chromosomes, 

glisten with boyish glee. Whoopie.

And if you dare speak of my DK again again

In words of harsh, abolishing vein,

Your life will never be the same

As I'll put an axe in your face. Yes.
-BILL