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 Banter

High fi...three...bro! Pictorals

Anything we gather that has anything to do with pictures. Is it a comic? Is it a corecotour of a Kong? Is it a large sign that has a disturbing message enscribed on it with an orange brick? If so, this is where we'll store it. You can submit stuff in here and we concoct some of it ourselves. If that hasn't discouraged you, then you might as well click...

Pen & Ink

Basically same as above, only this one is centered around writing. Comedic paragraphs chock-full of monkey madness and other things you'll only find at the local crazy animal storage facility. Again, you're free to grab a piece of paper and scribble your own submisssion, but that doesn't stop us from trying out our undying wit ourselves

I frolick, therefore I am...
In the hood...or rather, in the babushka Tea and Trivia

Think you know all that you could possibly know about DK? Well we beg to differ. This section is a bit of a trivia journey through the lands of Apedom. Those of you who have a social life so vibrantly rich that you spend your free time researching how many bananas a day DK eats, then step in here and see if you know the answers to our incredibly clever questions. Poor souls.

Letters

Probably the most cleverly titled page within the whole site, this is where your incoherent sendings are plastered to a big wall for others to read, accompanied by our own replies, rippling with sharp wit and bits of our custard lunch.

 

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