Well it sure is good to know that there are people who come to our page with no clue where they're going or where they're coming from. Yup, it brings proud tears to my eyes seeing people staggering about with no clue of their destination or present location. Unfortunately, logic and the law prohibit me from letting this continue without assisting you with some kind of guide to this site. So here goes. Below is a handy dandy guide to all the buttons you may find trekking you around the site and what they all mean.

Top Bar: This bar offers you access to the four main corners of our site and, therefore, never changes.

Bottom Bar: Being a more flexible sort, the bottom bar changes depending on where you are, offering you access to specific pages

Homer: This is the link that is seen to the left of both link bars and it will, once clicked, transport you, magically, to our home page. Y'know. The one with the title and everything...

Pointer: Appearing to the right of both bars, this link will take you one level up from where you currently are. This could be confusing, but you'll get the hang of it.

The site is divided into four basic sections that can all be accessed from the top link bar. Within these section are four sub-sections. These are displayed on the bottom link bar depending on which section of the top bar you're in. And the knee bone's connected to the thigh bone.

There you go. After reading that you should be so aware of your surroundings that eyes are an un-necessary luxury. Practicing your new-found knowledge, you would probably click the pointer button and send yourself up to the Main Menu from where you will begin your wonderous trip through our site. Or you might not...